"One of my favorite online poets."
-- Mimi Ferebee, Editor-In-Chief, Red Ochre Press
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should the bedwetter sing,
if the bedwetter could
for the bedwetter singy
the steamed
fucking songs
and chordsy
his fucking throat
was it weekly
no he said screwing himself
to wretch music
would be too much
like cumming cummy goo
but it was the music
it was always about the music
HE WAS THE DRUNKEN GEISHA WHO FOUND THE GOLDEN DIAMOND
When Kumar the Drunken Geisha,
clumsily holding his ornate bottle of bourbon,
lifted his head back up and momentarily caught sight
of Akash’s near-perfect ebony eyes,
he became flustered and quickly looked down again, transforming his outfit
of a liquor-stained white tee
into
a lipstick-stained Kyoto kimono.
Akash got up to use the loo, and as he walked down
the marble hall, Kumar continued studying him.
That was when he noticed
the gorgeous artwork on this artwork himself:
one tattoo of a huge yellow diamond on Akash’s left arm,
visible
through his tee-shirt.
Kumar didn’t know if, at that moment,
it was the drink in him that made his mouth drool
Or if it was the drink in him
that made his throat burn dry
drink his flesh
sister jaleesa
bride of christ
you kiss his
cross you drink
his flesh and eat
his blood
sister jaleesa
like veronica wipe his
head
and know your
life is love his love
is marriage
until death
peter no mistress
he betrays and you
three times feel death
more death
til death
do
you
part
in india, soaked in sweat
On the wet August summer bed sheet soaked in sweat and sex
On that first hot sticky night in bed together in Mumbai
he took Leenu in the bedroom
grunts/ substituted conversation
she bit her lip and shut her eyes
until
the one
the one
the one
the one and a half minutes were over
in that sticky summertime sheet
moon outside the window:
this Mumbai moon, so bright, so big, so bold
was a giant eyeball peeking at a Gorilla Brahmin
pound his virgin bride.
after he had finished his goal
and after he had fallen asleep
in a liquid gale of deep, intense snoring --
Leenu was able to make out
the small blood-stains on her drenched bed sheet
she looked up at the ceiling
mortified that this painful ordeal
was what the entire world thought was so great.
WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP, ER,
TIE A SARI
So if there didn't exist an India
with saris and curries and masala and bollywood
and monsoons and chutneys and samosas
and every other fucking shitty cliche
the white man uses
would the sand niggers of the world be sad or laugh
like sacred cows do?
of course not!
for sand niggers want their masters to be happy
and the white man is happy when the brown man is reduced to catchphrase cunnilingus
sari masala bollywood chutney monsoon samosa curry
good words say the white man
when dothead is fucking motherfucking unavailable
stage fright
nine mile stage
scorches and burns
piano remains so pain returns